How to retard someone

 

Just as this nuclear lizard was once a mighty warrior god, he has been slighty retarded. It's very simple, for the last 5-10 years and especially the last 2 or so, people here in Brisbane Australia with the find help of some asian and school retards i grew up with and the current educational department and medical industries have been doing a piss poor job or retarding me, but have somehow managed to retard an already fucktarded russian woman that i'm connected to. It's a very simple process, which is why u all confuse me for someone u don't even know, and that's the picture u'r getting. Let me explain...

1. You grab the worst photos and storries of the person when they were all fat or pimply back in school, before they grew or evolved into a cool guy or sexy girl, when they were all depressed, snappy and maybe a vandal with some parenting issues.

2.You then throw some or all of those images around the world, especially delivered to u by disorganisations like the U.N. or some australasian schooling fucktard group, throw them around the world and then quickly flash a photo of them now with a beard and some random islam book out of the millions that they might have read, and quickly label them a pedophile aswel while your at it.

3. Go to all the men or woman that they might be trying to hook up with and show them the 'real' person and make sure u get that school fat bitch that might have hated u or some nerd that u beat up to go around and tell people about u and how they know the real u.

4.Go back to their country of origin or their parents in europe or asia or africa and make sure u draw attention to their current australian or american or uk friends and family that this person is from 'this, so and so' country, he's a this and that, here's pictures of his criminal terrorist family member from 4 degrees away that he's never heard of. 

5.Make sure you refer to the person as 'so and so's ' brother or sister, especially if it is a completely different person or the opposite.

6.If they have a parent that they don't like or speak to or left or whatever, make sure u allocate all their lawyers and people in charge of their well being or money or other things to that person, coz their family.

7.Make sure u pull out all the 'kringy' lines that they used to say and in school and make them smell all those nasty smells they grew up with, trying like some fat failed CIA guy to activate some bullshit in some brain part of their BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT...

8.Dont' forget to claim that everything that's wrong with them that you'v set up in their life through a private military is because they worhship spirits, or djinn, or they are a satanist, but as soon as they show any god stuff, make sure u torture them like the masochistic jesus that they look like all of a sudden instead of a muslim. (sound like malaysians yet?) maybe..

9.Ohh, and don't forget to get some swiss fake FBI to replace their family member, take all thier phones so as to try and set u up with every word, control your life and fuck with your instincts and connections to people

10.And then make the worst mistake of all and out of all the people you could have done it to, to try and do it to me. Make even more of a mistake and think u'r smarter or more needed in this world then me. Go even further and not only kidnap, kill and torture innocent people and kill off 6* of the people they know or grew up with, but claim that's the law or that they are somehow some anti-christ and revert back to a mental fucktard that's only just discovered their anger and given a badge and gun...

11.make the greatest mistake of all and do it to a god or an alien species humans need for their survival and that whiped u out every time u fuck with it.